Day 22
I Guess One Man's Hell Is Another Man's Malmsteen
Current mood: rushed
Sorry there was no blog yesterday.
I spent 13 hours playing lead guitar/bits and suffered severe trauma as a result.
Not mere trauma like losing a leg or something menial like that, but SEVERE in CAPITAL letters, oh hang on, it just was.
I'm surprised they don't use the frequency that electric guitars make as a form of torture, in much the same as the Chinese water torture works. Me and Jacob were talking about this over a steak yesterday evening, and it's common that when you start lead guitars everyone wants to listen but gradually the room empties. Boredom eventually makes way for annoyance until a special kind of madness manifests and eventually everyone HATES lead guitar playing.
I understand that some people actually like to hear lead guitarists widdling in self flagellating onanism.
Ugh, I guess one man's Hell is another man's Malmsteen.
Anyway, all guitars are done now, thank Vai, and we're spending today doing lead vocals. We have a lot of songs already completed in the vocal dept, just ticking off numbers from the list.
Gonna be another full day of activity so this blog will be brief, but I promise to get together the mother of all blogs, with lot's of photo's of gear for the techies, and anecdotes surrounding the sprint to the finish as we clean up and head into the final straits of this album.
It's been a strange experience, and one I look forward to writing about later today when I lose my voice and am unable to sing anymore.
Which, quite frankly, can't come soon enough for me.
Nah, that's not strictly true. I'm actually enjoying the singing process on this album. Jacob is an amazing producer who effortlessly gets the best out of his subjects.
This is an awesome album and one that I really can't wait for you all to hear.
I know, I say that about all of them.
And I mean it.
Anyway, I'm off into the booth to bellow the new version of 'Zeen Requiem', which I know a lot of you are dying to hear. I'm glad we're bringing you this version. Dunno if it'll make the album. Maybe we'll just give it to you for being so patient and waiting to hear it for the last two years!
Right, gonna badger the guys into writing something today to give me a bit of a break, and I'll see you all on the other side of the recording session.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
Gx
Monkey And The Neck Blog Off
Well we are getting close to the end now and I got to say I for one will not miss the farm, I need to get back to the city and people. This place has served it's purpose in giving us no distractions so that we could make the best album possible and I feel we have achieved our goal, as the album is sounding very exciting and fresh. We are working on vocals now and pulling a couple of late ones as we have to have everything finished by Friday. Friday will for me be the happiest day of the year so far as we will depart at 4 PM. I will look back one day and smile at our 25 days on the farm in Denmark but right now I just want to be in a clean house, sleep in a clean bed and be around my girlfriend and friends and not wake up in squalor. Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed recording this album and being here has made me realize just how lucky I am. I have a good life in London and may be I was taking it all for granted but never again and I'm a member of a great band. I will miss all the animals here and our bike rides and there are some lovely folks here, very kind and friendly but home is where the heart is and come Saturday i will wake up with the biggest smile on my face and thank the lord that i'm back where i belong...
Monkey Boy
An Ode To Elephant Lager
Like a shinning beacon of hope in the cold sea, you've shown me the way Elephant Lager. When I felt beat down, your 7.2 %vol. strength picked me up again and made me go on. We laughed, we cried, we smashed the place up and for this I will forever be in your debt. Now that I return to the lesser Lagers of home I shall always remember our time. So as the sun sets in the east..or west..whatever, I bid you farewell dear friend. Keep the wind to your back and never lose your amber glow. I think everything is gonna be alright.....
Tattoo Neck
The Picture Slowly Fills In With Colour
Current mood: busy
Phew, just got done singing lead vocals on the track 'Vernix'. This is an amazing song with more twists and changes than anything we've ever recorded before. Singing lead vocals on this has been a real task and has subsequently blown my voice to smithereens, which gives me a chance to write to you sweet people, and get Scott and CJ in the vocal booth for some backing vocals.
Happy happy.
So, as we sprint towards the finishing line, with determination our guiding force, the thoughts going through my head are positive and warming. We've been here exactly 22 days and will complete 19 songs by the time we leave on Friday.
That's pretty good going in my book.
We've seen castrated camels, cycled to the edge of Denmark, drank with the awesome neighbours, ate fine cuisine courtesy of CJ, smelled the meerkats, stroked the kangaroos, ran for miles, pined for activity, starved, shotgunned, laughed, fished, got violently happy and gently crazy.
And in amongst this we've made probably the most ambitious album of our career.
With this in mind I declare that bands who complain about their lot are bands that deserve nothing more than an existence worthy of complaint.
We make our own luck, and if you're gonna blame anyone for the way your life is turning out then yours is an existence of cheap options and limited returns.
Forgive quickly.
Find something to be happy about with every angry thought.
Think about something or someone you love while you fall asleep.
Don't criticise.
Don't listen to crappy music.
Don't eat too much.
Don't eat too little.
Try to exercise a little just for the mind and read a good book.
Oh, and tell someone you love them every day.
So anyway, here are some pictures of the gear we've been using, for all your techies out there that dig this shit. Me? It's just a bunch o buttons, knobs and planks, but they make a grand sound, and no mistake.
There are a few guitars that we couldn't show pictures of because we're using them unlawfully. Like I said, planks, but someone else's planks, and they probably have a fondness for them. Probably shouldn't have licked them before putting them back in their cases. Probably shouldn't have shat in the cases either.
That's a lie.
We didn't shat in their cases. We left it in a paper bag next to the case.
See? We care.
Lots.
(scott's black bastard)
(cj's old faithful)
(some boxes that make solos sound awesome)
(the black beast that makes evil noises)
(the black beast's white sister, equally evil)
(a Neumann microphone that are apparently very expensive)
(the stacks that make the awesome noise we've been recording)
(our amazingly speedy leader and his computer screens)
(our laid back leader and a very large mixing desk)
(the racks of eternal suffering and power)
(a wonderful guitar)
(even this thing made it on a couple of tunes)
Gx
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