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Postby Piedude » 6th Jun 07, 21:53

...You get these two stories from Pr-Inside a couple days ago

GINGER: 'I WAS ON A UFO'
WILDHEARTS frontman GINGER believes he was kidnapped and taken on board a UFO as a child.
The British glam rocker - real name David Walls - says the experience as a five-year-old child forced him out of his neighbourhood.
He says, "I'm sure that I was taken on board a UFO when I was five. Obviously I can't prove it so I don't know. I went into hypnotic regression to try and get to the bottom of what happened, but I couldn't target that particular instance; what it did was target an out-of-body experience I had as a kid.
"All I remember about the UFO was that it was huge and it came across the houses and then absolutely nothing and just running to my friends house and when I woke up it was cold and dark.
"My friend was in hysterics; he was crying and his mother was like 'You go away!' We moved from the area soon afterwards so I never found out what happened."

GINGER FEARS AMERICAN STALKER
WILDHEARTS frontman GINGER is scared of an American stalker who bombards him with mystery boxes he fears are filled with dead bodies.
The British glam rocker - real name David Walls - refuses to open the packages, convinced it will land him in trouble.
He explains, "I've got a stalker who sent me a van full of boxes from America. I've no idea what's in them. It could be bodyparts or narcotics. I'm curious about what's inside, but for fear of incrimination I didn't open them.
"America is home to pyschopaths. They go over the top, which could mean eating family members or having sex with babies.
"If they send anyone unsolicited boxes of God knows what, my advice would be to send them straight back."
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Postby geordierussell » 6th Jun 07, 22:28

OK, hands up, which one of you 'mercans is the stalker?
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Postby Sarc » 6th Jun 07, 22:39

My money is on Mr Wade :wink:
Did you just say "Pig Flute"?

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Postby Ean » 6th Jun 07, 22:45

Why aren't these front and centre on the website? :?
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Postby geordierussell » 6th Jun 07, 22:55

Sarc wrote:My money is on Mr Wade :wink:


mmmm :?
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Postby firedup » 7th Jun 07, 01:12

WTF?
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Postby Michael Wade » 7th Jun 07, 02:20

I am sending him enough SPAM for the whole band to live on. Oh, I guess I've sent too much--Scott is back in Boston.
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Postby Sarc » 7th Jun 07, 02:35

geordierussell wrote:
Sarc wrote:My money is on Mr Wade :wink:


mmmm :?


Russel you cop out, youve changed your reply, :P

for anyone who didnt see the original post it said something along the lines of

"well he does work in shipping so he could have easily arranged it"
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Postby Michael Wade » 7th Jun 07, 02:57

I was going to send a 40' Container of Sea Salt & Vinegar Crisps in blue packets, but then I thought the packets should be green. . . . anyway, maybe I'll do that for the Bulldog Bash, but the packets will be Red, White, and Blue w/ a picture of Churchill.
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Postby michelle » 7th Jun 07, 04:44

I wish he'd open the boxes, it's hard for me to breath in there.
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Postby geordierussell » 7th Jun 07, 10:11

Sarc wrote:
geordierussell wrote:
Sarc wrote:My money is on Mr Wade :wink:


mmmm :?


Russel you cop out, youve changed your reply, :P

for anyone who didnt see the original post it said something along the lines of

"well he does work in shipping so he could have easily arranged it"


I wimped out and got caught red handed.
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Postby Hannah » 7th Jun 07, 15:22

I read this in the middle of the night and I was convinced I must have dreamt it when I woke up...

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Postby Ean » 7th Jun 07, 19:30

Suddenly it all, erm... makes sense? :?
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