That's been on for weeks, I thought everybody knew.
There was a story in the paper the other day that he's been talking shite about the dog's past to get sympathy votes 'cos it's behaviour is appalling and he can't train it.
Ean Ü
"I have to go along with all this reclusive genius stuff... she's going to be very upset when she finds out I'm a reclusive wanker."