We haven't got a tower in the garden, but toying with keeping her in the shed instead and having heard sarc's version of Rapunzel we might have her neutered to.
They were all twisted stories in one way or another. Apparently according to QI the translation of glass slipper was wrong for Cinderella and it's actually a Squirrel fur slipper. As one of the sisters chopped their toes off to make it fit, Cinderella was brave putting her foot in dead soggy Squirrel.