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by **oleandershelly** » 17th Dec 08, 11:49

Assmask wrote:CJ IS FAT!

He didn't feel fat when I was hugging him at Hard Rock Hell. That ones been added to the Wank Bank for sure

by **Ean** » 17th Dec 08, 18:33

oleandershelly wrote:
Assmask wrote:CJ IS FAT!

He didn't feel fat when I was hugging him at Hard Rock Hell. That ones been added to the Wank Bank for sure

You're absolutely sure it was CJ?

Trudi wrote:Plus they *have* all been known to wear their pants outside their trousers...is there something somebody's not telling us?

Yes, apparently they get dressed in the dark a lot. Maybe the Wulfrun's short on lightbulbs?

by **Pudu** » 17th Dec 08, 19:10

Ean wrote:
oleandershelly wrote:
Assmask wrote:CJ IS FAT!

He didn't feel fat when I was hugging him at Hard Rock Hell. That ones been added to the Wank Bank for sure

You're absolutely sure it was CJ?

It could have been bleeding Random based on her name activity that night!!!! hehe

by **Ilsa** » 17th Dec 08, 19:17

oleandershelly wrote:
Assmask wrote:CJ IS FAT!

He didn't feel fat when I was hugging him at Hard Rock Hell. That ones been added to the Wank Bank for sure

I find it strangely disturbing that "wank bank" has fallen in to general use lol

by **oleandershelly** » 18th Dec 08, 14:33

Pudu wrote:
Ean wrote:
oleandershelly wrote:
Assmask wrote:CJ IS FAT!

He didn't feel fat when I was hugging him at Hard Rock Hell. That ones been added to the Wank Bank for sure

You're absolutely sure it was CJ?

It could have been bleeding Random based on her name activity that night!!!! hehe

Piss off both Ean and Pudu. I was very drunk and Giddy. I just get scott and Rich confused. Don't ask me why. I am blonde after all. If it wasn't CJ some random guy was lapping up the attention anyways. I'd recognise Jon Poole (Random) anywhere, he looks like a sex offender.

Ilsa: I love the word, it's up there with a few other sayings like I'll use your tears as lubricant and If you tell anyone your mum will die. All of which (and worse) you've heard me abuse Mara and Pudu with lol

by **Spaniard** » 26th Dec 08, 02:48

I love the word, it's up there with a few other sayings like I'll use your tears as lubricant and If you tell anyone your mum will die. All of which (and worse) you've heard me abuse Mara and Pudu with lol

Did you think of that all by yourself or did you nick it off somebody else?

by **oleandershelly** » 26th Dec 08, 11:06

Spaniard wrote:
I love the word, it's up there with a few other sayings like I'll use your tears as lubricant and If you tell anyone your mum will die. All of which (and worse) you've heard me abuse Mara and Pudu with lol

Did you think of that all by yourself or did you nick it off somebody else?

Are you stalking me again Mara. What have I told you about that. No I don't want to see your impression of an elephant and I don 't want to see your puppy dogs. Your not even Spanish :wink:

by **Spaniard** » 26th Dec 08, 18:55

By the way you avoided the question I'll take a guess that you did nick it off somebody who is clevererer and funnier

by **oleandershelly** » 26th Dec 08, 20:32

Spaniard wrote:By the way you avoided the question I'll take a guess that you did nick it off somebody who is clevererer and funnier

I did nick it off someone, Yes. There's not a single thought that isn't nicked in some way or another. He's not cleverer or funnier though, he's older and sicker. It's not the same thing. He obviously nicked it of someone or tv before me though because he's really not that original and he smells of wee and pooh and wears girls clothes.

Now unless you have something Wildhearts or interesting to write I suggest you piss off :lol:

p.s. It's sad to sign up to a website just to abuse someone, Ilsa will be about soon and I'm sure she'll give you a tongue thrashing.

Happy Christmas by the way

by **Ilsa** » 26th Dec 08, 22:14

oleandershelly wrote:p.s. It's sad to sign up to a website just to abuse someone

*ahem* http://domeofstars.com/forum/index.php? ... =showPosts

oleandershelly wrote:Ilsa will be about soon and I'm sure she'll give you a tongue thrashing.

Steady on old girl!

by **Spaniard** » 27th Dec 08, 05:20

OOOOOOOOh! Thats me told off.
As we're on a Wildhearts forum I think I'm safe in saying I've been to more Wildhearts gigs than shell and llsa put together and any toungue thrashing would be welcome

by **oleandershelly** » 27th Dec 08, 09:55

Spaniard wrote:OOOOOOOOh! Thats me told off.
As we're on a Wildhearts forum I think I'm safe in saying I've been to more Wildhearts gigs than shell and llsa put together and any toungue thrashing would be welcome

That's because you're old, but my willy is bigger than your willy so there JC. When was the last time you bought a Wildhearts or Ginger album though :wink:

by **oleandershelly** » 27th Dec 08, 09:59

Ilsa wrote:
oleandershelly wrote:p.s. It's sad to sign up to a website just to abuse someone

*ahem* http://domeofstars.com/forum/index.php? ... =showPosts

oleandershelly wrote:Ilsa will be about soon and I'm sure she'll give you a tongue thrashing.

Steady on old girl!

Yeah okay I did it to take the Piss out off the white jacket. But that's different because I did it :oops:

Ilsa will you shout at Spaniard, he's pickking on me again or give him a thrashing with your tongue hehehehe. Take one for the team :wink:

by **Ilsa** » 27th Dec 08, 17:13

oleandershelly wrote:That's because you're old, but my willy is bigger than your willy so there JC.

He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!!

Hey, Mr Ilsa's lucky if he gets a tounge lashing these days, so a false Spanish deity's got no chance!! :lol:

by **Ean** » 27th Dec 08, 18:40

oleandershelly wrote:
Ilsa wrote:
oleandershelly wrote:p.s. It's sad to sign up to a website just to abuse someone

*ahem* http://domeofstars.com/forum/index.php? ... =showPosts

Yeah okay I did it to take the Piss out off the white jacket. But that's different because I did it

Plus the jacket deserved it.

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