Whats goin on here then?

[Keev]

hello hello hello. can i sit down here?
i sawed ya havin a go. wot the marlboro light did
i ever do to you? have you seen what i was posting?
well what was you ever posting?

[Chris Davies]

found your way then kev , well i'll be the first to say hello , hows things ? what you think of arsenal the other night against madrid , i must adimt they were quality and deserved the win , did i just say that me a liverpool fan ? god what am i doing lol

[Hannah]

Ello Kev! We were wondering how long it would take you to find yer merry way over here... mmm, Marlboros...

xx

[Keev]

yeah i seen this forum donkeys back but i couldnt be arsed goin on here till i just saw
that girl havin a go. the only nice post i ever posted was offering to buy trace a t-shirt? oh please do one. and make me one while ya at it.

arsenal game was tops yes. and chelsea are goin out! hahahaha
liverpool fan are ya. arent you the Liverpool fan geezer on the list i was talking to the other day?
i cant remember. yes i delete all my posts the following morning. wot a divvy wot
a fukkin div.

[Hannah]

Ha ha! I weren't haven't a go, Kev, just trying to make sense of the ramblings! I happen to be one of those on the list who finds you amusing.

xx

[Keev]

well thats very nice hannah. sorry i musta been jumping to conclusions.
i havent been feeling well lately. i went to the doctor this morning and he said wots wrong with you? i said, me? whats wrong with you ya fukka?! then he called an ambulance. so anyway that list is very quiet. i fink you are all judas. i am on a 48 hour warning. and i do apologise. no i do seriously. i am sitting here with my hands on my head in the corner of the living room. how am i typing? i am dictating to mar kitty kat slash and he is typing for me u silly. slash turn the channel over son i hate terry and june..

[Chris Davies]

to answer your question kev yes i am the liverpool fan you were talking to the other day and yes even better to see chelsea lose hahahah

[Keev]

your myspace site is good. who's that bird in the baseball cap?
i like her. wots her phone number? tell her i'm 40 but look 30 and act 20.
i'll be in there then. gotta hedge ya bets.

[Chris Davies]

your myspace site is good. who's that bird in the baseball cap?
i like her. wots her phone number? tell her i'm 40 but look 30 and act 20.
i'll be in there then. gotta hedge ya bets.

lmao , here we go well done kev that give me a good chuckle

[Keev]

well i'm glad ya had a chuckle me ole china but first and foremost wot is her phone number and more importantly wot does imao mean? i dont get all that internet speak. wot does lol mean also? i dunno.

was jokin bowt whoever it was in the baseball cap of course. shes cute though! i am a happily married penguin. i have been balancing an egg on me yellow feet for 4 days waiting for the return. i just hope a seal didnt kill her.

my babyshambles album doesnt work. maybe thats a good thing.

baked potata. later.

[Chris Davies]

yeah internet slang isnt very good i didnt like it at the start and still dont , but sadly it has become apart of me

Lmao = laughing my ass off
lol = laughing out loud

tip for you kev dont take any notice of any of this slang , cause it gets addictive and quite annyoing at times

god damn msn and myspace , there taking over the world

[Keev]

so who's that bird in the baseball cap then? hic.

i am what i am and that is all i am. and i am it..hahahaha sorry i'm playin fishing for lukies.
wheres is that from? the "i am wot i am" intro to moodswings and roundabouts? fukin hilarious! lol. iamo. bbc. channel 4. hsbc. hic.

[Chris Davies]

ahhh just a really good friend kev , a very nice girl indeed

nice one ive just one the american riff after riff on ebay for about 50p yes now i can go to bed

cya kev

[Keev]

yes you should go to bed. you look about 12. i'm old enough to be your
dad. who is the moderator on here? is it sammy? hey sammy you play a mean tamborine girl but i play the tamboreene better than you. i have a btec national diploma in tamboreene playin even liam gallagher gets the hump when he sees me play the tamborine. go on you tube and type in kev the tamboreene player and weep.. i'm better on the tamborine than ian astbury me.

[trace-da-space]

KEV! 'RAH! here we go!! has slash fergiven ya fer the bollocks incident yet?!
lurve,

trace x

(favourite internet abbreviation ROFLMAO - 'rollin' on floor laffin' me arse off'. an' i HAVE....well, me arse is gone...down to a size 6 i am!!)