The Wildhearts

We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because enjoyment of Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as liking it as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Anyway: best strip-club anthems?



Winkazoid!

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Anyway: best strip-club anthems?



Winkazoid!

My vote: 'Girls, Girls, Girls' by Motley Crue.


I have no idea if any of this makes any sense. Probably not. YEAAAHHHH!!!

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Are you a student by any chance?

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Bloody hell, that's given me a proper hard on

Col wrote:

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Are you a student by any chance?

Always; always.

I just remembered about this. Fuck knows what I was on about this time. That's pissed posting for you.

I went down to see England play once and ended up in one of those booths in soho. Was fucking great, girl looked happy enough hahahahaha

I actually asked for 'Girls, Girls, Girls' at a strip club recently and was told that 'You're in the wrong place.'

I mean, the nerve!

In the true tradition of Da Crue, I immediately roundhouse kicked the fucker's eyeballs clean out of his head, drove a burning motorbike through the wall and set off a thermonuclear device behind the bar. Sorted!

And another thing!

.....No, it's gone.

I once saw a stripper strip to Du Hast by Rammstein and suprisingly it worked quite well!

On the TV the other day they had a documentary about worst jobs, one of them was the poor woman in Amsterdam who has to go around cleaning the jizz of the windows in those booths.

DAZ wrote:I once saw a stripper strip to Du Hast by Rammstein and suprisingly it worked quite well!

Sounds freaky: like being trapped in a David Lynch film, or something. Were there strobes and dwarves and demons and shit?

Assmask wrote:

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Bloody hell, that's given me a proper hard on

dude i don`t know you but from some of your quotes on this sitei feel as though i do

nig1012 wrote:

Assmask wrote:

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Bloody hell, that's given me a proper hard on

dude i don`t know you but from some of your quotes on this sitei feel as though i do

Well, they say that if you can reach just one person.....

WiredOut wrote:
Well, they say that if you can reach just one person.....

What - start tugging?

nig1012 wrote:dude i don`t know you but from some of your quotes on this sitei feel as though i do

Did I read this right? No, you have never given me a hard on. I hope that's clear.