EUREKA MACHINES –
UK Tour Postponed
Hello,
As much as it pains us to say it, our UK tour has been postponed due to the A. Product, the singer from the headline band AntiProduct, contracting the weirdest immune system/skin disorder/wrongness that anyone’s ever really seen before.
Go to www. myspace. com/antiproduct for pictures... so long as you’re not eating and have a strong constitution. Specialists in the field have told A. to stop rocking before his fingers fall off, and I’m not even answering the phone to him in case I contract something down cellular networkage, so sadly the AntiProduct/Eureka Machines/Shush tour has been put back to another time later in the year.
If any of you are doctors, dermatologists, hypnomotherfuckers or voodoo quackbusters, get over to www. myspace. com/antiproduct and tell him what it is that’s making his sore skin seep.
The other support band Shush and ourselves were hoping to salvage something from the wreckage, but most of the venues (pretty understandably) didn’t want to take a risk on us. Massive thanks and laudation to Steve Kind for helping us out on that, but sadly it wasn’t to be. That said, we’re doing one or two different dates now, one (at present) with Shush, so check our gig dates out on the My Space for the latest. These may or may not change, so please check with venues before travelling. I wish we could be less vague about it, but so long as you check with us or the venue a day or three before the gig, you should be okay.
One thing that is for sure - we’ve got our first full-band London gig on Sunday 27th April, at the 12 Bar Club on Denmark Street, supporting Shush. If you are a label or press person, do get in touch - we’ll still make you pay in, though. Maybe.
We’re gutted about the tour falling through, but it pales in significance to one of our Brothers In Rock being sick, so please bear with us while we sort it out between us.
In other news, Seabrooks Wasabi crisps are the best thing ever invented (fuck the wheel), we are in Vibrations Magazine this month (look out for scans of both the interview and live review once I get my arse into gear), we are in Sandman Magazine this month (live review), Davros bought a computer game, Steve broke his van, Wayne Insane has dyed his fulsome hair blue and I am absolutely arseholed.
There’s a couple of festivals in the offing too that we can’t confirm yet. If you have a gig you’d like us to play, get in touch.
www. eurekamachines. com
www. myspace. com/eurekamachines
