The Wildhearts

I was in Birmingham yesterday and was witness to one of the rarest things I've ever seen.....a Goth in full goth regalia running and I dont mean that quickl walking thats almost running they do in the Olympics I'm talking full pelt as though a chav was chasing him but there was nothing behind him except his overly long goth hair and overly long goth coat, I kid ye not he was wearing a pair of new rocks to, I cant even walk in those bloody things so how the hell he was running I dont know but I still saw it with my very own eyes. A Goth. Running.

Whats the wierdest/most surreal thing you've ever seen?

Not me, but a friend told me that last weekend he was driving through a small Scottish village and saw a chap walking a fully grown sheep on a lead

Strangest thing I saw was in Spain. I was sitting outside a bar when a guy pulls up in one of those tiny Ligier city cars, like this one http://www.rumcars.org/c-ligier.html. The driver was a big fat bloke who got out, took some pan pipes out of his top pocket, played a funny wee tune, got back in his car and drove off.

No, I wasn't drunk.

the cardiacs

(in a good way of cause)

the other week, a lad i sort of vaguely know through a friend was drinking with our lot at the club back home, and upon leaving the establishment, decided to walk backwards all the way down the side-street the club's on, all the way across the market place, and halfway down the side of it. while pissing. the whole time.

and then when the police arrested him a few minutes later on the other side of town, he was so drunk he genuinely couldn't remember having done any of it...



it's between that and an old mate of mine (who sadly passed away last year) who would often be seen unicycling into town wearing giant multicoloured bermuda shorts and a cowboy hat...

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. She/he was in our local county bumpkin, local place for local people, no nonsense village pub on a Thursday night. There was some very worried men that night and it lost the wig and put on some combats so looked even freakier.



What's worse is he's a member on this board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A midget on one of those little Razor scooters, scooting through the city centre shopping mall...

2 posts up might just clinch it!

Pauly wrote:Not me, but a friend told me that last weekend he was driving through a small Scottish village and saw a chap walking a fully grown sheep on a lead

.....that'll have been his wife! (they must like the bondage like that goth who got chucked off the bus! (if anyone knows about that?!)

(sorry if i offended any o the scottish on the board! no offense was meant! just seemed like a good thang to say!)

zachary_storm wrote:

Pauly wrote:Not me, but a friend told me that last weekend he was driving through a small Scottish village and saw a chap walking a fully grown sheep on a lead

.....that'll have been his wife! (they must like the bondage like that goth who got chucked off the bus! (if anyone knows about that?!)

(sorry if i offended any o the scottish on the board! no offense was meant! just seemed like a good thang to say!)

Stop fannying about man! This is a rock and roll website? I'll show you how it's done.

ALL SCOTCH BASTARDS CAN KISS MY ASS, AND THEM BLACKS AND GAYS TOO!

Maybe that was a little close to the bone....

Assmask wrote:

zachary_storm wrote:

Pauly wrote:Not me, but a friend told me that last weekend he was driving through a small Scottish village and saw a chap walking a fully grown sheep on a lead

.....that'll have been his wife! (they must like the bondage like that goth who got chucked off the bus! (if anyone knows about that?!)

(sorry if i offended any o the scottish on the board! no offense was meant! just seemed like a good thang to say!)

Stop fannying about man! This is a rock and roll website? I'll show you how it's done.

ALL SCOTCH BASTARDS CAN KISS MY ASS, AND THEM BLACKS AND GAYS TOO!

Maybe that was a little close to the bone....

it's bernard manning risen from the grave!!!

anyone see the news about his death where they announced that "controversial comedian bernard matthews passed away..."??! i suppose turkey dinosaurs are kinda funny though...

Assmask wrote:

zachary_storm wrote:

Pauly wrote:Not me, but a friend told me that last weekend he was driving through a small Scottish village and saw a chap walking a fully grown sheep on a lead

.....that'll have been his wife! (they must like the bondage like that goth who got chucked off the bus! (if anyone knows about that?!)

(sorry if i offended any o the scottish on the board! no offense was meant! just seemed like a good thang to say!)

Stop fannying about man! This is a rock and roll website? I'll show you how it's done.

ALL SCOTCH BASTARDS CAN KISS MY ASS, AND THEM BLACKS AND GAYS TOO!

Maybe that was a little close to the bone....

point taken!

...i'll be more offensive and less apologetic next time sir!

It's not really all that bizarre but one of the most unexpected things i've ever seen was peaceful hippies Fairport Convention kicking lumps out of each other after a gig at Ayr Gaiety.
Beer bottles flying all over the place...we had to wait til they finished until we packed their stuff away

Oh aye as for the sheep on a leash..the reason it would be on a leash is so it didn't stray into Northern England and get a queue forming to hump it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOm8uv22e2U

a naked old man throwing boomerangs

DangerousBeans wrote:Oh aye as for the sheep on a leash..the reason it would be on a leash is so it didn't stray into Northern England and get a queue forming to hump it

[Edinburgh Faction]

My Mate sleepwalking Naked while eating a Raw Sausage last summer when we went camping

Took me weeks to get the image out of my mind