The Wildhearts

OK let's here them. I am going to try and swear less.

To stop having sex






















with myself

I made a resolution many years back and I have never broken it. And it is.....




to never make another new year resolution.

Michael Wade wrote:OK let's here them. I am going to try and swear less.

i'm going to try and swear more.... creatively.

in all seriousness though, i'm gonna try and increase my fitness. not full on obsessively, just a bit more regular exercise.

Col wrote:To stop having sex






















with myself

WANKER

ex wanker - if I stick to the resolution

Once again haven't made one and have no intention of doing - takes up far too much thinking time trying to come up with them!

Col wrote:ex wanker - if I stick to the resolution

Tried that before
Failed miserably

Mattie wrote:

Col wrote:ex wanker - if I stick to the resolution

Tried that before
Failed miserably

So your still a wanker then?

To never watch the Royal Family again. It just gets on my tits soooooo badly.

Welll i broke mine already

To give up thinking about giving up smoking.
So far, so good.

Good luck Col!