Hello

[Spaniard]

Only came on here to take the piss out of shell but will introduce myself anyway.
No I'm not spanish even though people have given me the nickname in the past, but I'm not Jesus either and I've been called that. I have been known to reply to Oy you! and Ugly! but normally only when Pudu shouts it.
As you can tell Mr Pudu is a friend of mine, I also have to put up with shell which isn't easy.
Not sure how many times I've seen the Wildhearts over the years but I can safely say I was there at the Parr Hall getting covered with little bits of silver foil all those years ago and I'm slightly older than Pudu even tho most people think I'm the same age (some think I'm younger than him, but that's coz I have hair)

PS whatever shell says about me is not true (unless she mentions the dungeon)

[Ilsa]

Uh-oh... here's trouble!

[oleandershelly]

Put up with???? Cheeky. Me and Ilsa brighten up quiz night and make the Bridge far more entertaining for you old gits who drink in there. You'd miss me if I wasn't around Dungeon Master (we call him that because he's short balding and has whte hair)

[Pudu]

Not sure how many times I've seen the Wildhearts over the years but I can safely say I was there at the Parr Hall getting covered with little bits of silver foil all those years ago

I am sure I still have some of that foil floating round the house somewhere! got bloody everywhere............... and I DO mean EVERYWHERE!