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Strip club anthems

Postby WiredOut » 1st Apr 07, 04:23

We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because enjoyment of Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as liking it as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Anyway: best strip-club anthems?

:wink: :wink: :wink:

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Re: Strip club anthems

Postby WiredOut » 1st Apr 07, 04:25

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Anyway: best strip-club anthems?

:wink: :wink: :wink:

Winkazoid!


My vote: 'Girls, Girls, Girls' by Motley Crue.


I have no idea if any of this makes any sense. Probably not. YEAAAHHHH!!!
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Re: Strip club anthems

Postby Col » 1st Apr 07, 11:46

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Are you a student by any chance?
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Re: Strip club anthems

Postby Assmask » 1st Apr 07, 13:55

WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.


Bloody hell, that's given me a proper hard on
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Re: Strip club anthems

Postby WiredOut » 1st Apr 07, 14:40

Col wrote:
WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.

Are you a student by any chance?


Always; always.

I just remembered about this. Fuck knows what I was on about this time. That's pissed posting for you.
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Postby Col » 1st Apr 07, 15:53

I went down to see England play once and ended up in one of those booths in soho. Was fucking great, girl looked happy enough hahahahaha
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Postby WiredOut » 1st Apr 07, 16:53

I actually asked for 'Girls, Girls, Girls' at a strip club recently and was told that 'You're in the wrong place.'

I mean, the nerve!

In the true tradition of Da Crue, I immediately roundhouse kicked the fucker's eyeballs clean out of his head, drove a burning motorbike through the wall and set off a thermonuclear device behind the bar. Sorted!
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Postby WiredOut » 1st Apr 07, 18:24

And another thing!

.....No, it's gone.
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Postby DAZ » 1st Apr 07, 19:39

I once saw a stripper strip to Du Hast by Rammstein and suprisingly it worked quite well!

On the TV the other day they had a documentary about worst jobs, one of them was the poor woman in Amsterdam who has to go around cleaning the jizz of the windows in those booths.
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Postby WiredOut » 1st Apr 07, 20:05

DAZ wrote:I once saw a stripper strip to Du Hast by Rammstein and suprisingly it worked quite well!



Sounds freaky: like being trapped in a David Lynch film, or something. Were there strobes and dwarves and demons and shit?
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Re: Strip club anthems

Postby nig1012 » 1st Apr 07, 21:51

Assmask wrote:
WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.


Bloody hell, that's given me a proper hard on


dude i don`t know you but from some of your quotes on this sitei feel as though i do :D
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Re: Strip club anthems

Postby WiredOut » 2nd Apr 07, 03:50

nig1012 wrote:
Assmask wrote:
WiredOut wrote:We've all been there: consoling some weeping bio-med student behind a jizz-stained curtain as she shamefully surveys the grim pseudo-post-feminist landscape of 'modern' cunting Britain. All the while shieded by a cloak of respectability, just 'cos she's not getting her jaw beaten out of her skull by some fucking capitalist Nazi pimp cunthole at the time of writing. Intelligent women reduced to flashing their clits at gibbering pissholed shitbrains (such as I), who think it's all gonna be OK, because Motley Crue's 'Girls, Girls, Girls' can be construed as some kind of fucking ironic post-feminist anthem.


Bloody hell, that's given me a proper hard on


dude i don`t know you but from some of your quotes on this sitei feel as though i do :D


Well, they say that if you can reach just one person..... :wink:
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Re: Strip club anthems

Postby Assmask » 2nd Apr 07, 12:44

WiredOut wrote:
Well, they say that if you can reach just one person..... :wink:


What - start tugging?
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Re: Strip club anthems

Postby Assmask » 2nd Apr 07, 12:46

nig1012 wrote:dude i don`t know you but from some of your quotes on this sitei feel as though i do :D


Did I read this right? No, you have never given me a hard on. I hope that's clear.


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