Well, why not...
shockingcandy wrote:How do you know when a drummer is at the door? The knocking is out of time and he doesn't know when to come in.
How do you know when a vocalist is at the door?
They can't find their key, and don't know when to come in.
How many Bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.
A guitarist accidentally locked his keys inside his car. It took three hours to get the bass player out.
How do you get 2 electric guitar players to play in perfect unison ?
Shoot one of them.
What do you throw a drowning Bassist?
His Amp
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
What's the definition of a Gentleman?
Soneone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
An accordianist parks at a restaurant and goes to ges something to eat. Halfway through he realises he's left both his accordians on the back seat for everyone to see. He rushes back to the car but it's too late, someone has already smashed the window and thrown another accordian inside...
General Custer is standing over the Little Big Horn. Over the hill in the distance he can hear one of Sitting Bull's braves pounding on drums.
He turns to his ranks and says, "I don't like the sound of those drums"
Over the hill comes the shout: "he's not our regular drummer!"
by bennympls » 25th Aug 07, 02:23 
