Song Formerly Known As lyrics

[Assmask]

Does anyone know what they are? I can make out a lot of them, but if anyone can link me to some I'd be very grateful. I've done a search using all my awesoem modseraching skillz but I have clearly boarded the fail boat.

Beadles withered hand clutched around Beadles withered knob is something I want in my life.

[sonicshake]

Does anyone know what they are? I can make out a lot of them, but if anyone can link me to some I'd be very grateful. I've done a search using all my awesoem modseraching skillz but I have clearly boarded the fail boat.

Beadles withered hand clutched around Beadles withered knob is something I want in my life.

There ya go mate courtesy of www.fivemileshigh.com :

I wanna know what the nipples on a bloke are really for
I wanna know why there's no white dog shit anymore
What's going on in Chapman's head
When McCartney's still alive and Lennon's shot fucking dead?
I wanna know why Jaegermeister's legal and E's are banned
I wanna know when Beadle's had a wank with his withered hand
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why did Jacko bleach his skin when he could've dyed it black instead?

I don't know and you can't say
Makes no difference anyway
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can't say
The way I feel gets in your way
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are

I wanna know why an orange is an orange and a lime ain't a green
I wanna know how a blind man knows when his ass is clean
I wanna know why the Germans ain't funny
I wanna know where all my money's been

I don't know and you can't say
Makes no difference anyway
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can't say
The way I feel gets in your way
I feel alright now I'm back where the funnies are

[Chris Davies]

All of lifes greatest questions rolled into one song , I love it. Its one of my favourite songs , definatley my favourite from the Endless Nameless era.

So anyone know Why theres no white dog shit anymore ?

I havent seen it since I was like 6

[sonicshake]

All of lifes greatest questions rolled into one song , I love it. Its one of my favourite songs , definatley my favourite from the Endless Nameless era.

So anyone know Why theres no white dog shit anymore ?

I havent seen it since I was like 6

Me and a mate had long, drunken discussion about this very thing. We decided that it was probably because of something as simple as the ingredients in dog food changing over the years. That's surely the only explaination for this strange, shit-based anomaly!

[Robdj]

There was white dog shit?!!!!!! what?

You're shitting me!

[geordierussell]

White dog shit happens when the dog has a lot of bone and raw meat in it's diet. The shit turns white after the air has begun to dry out the liquids in the shit.

Most dogs are now fed processed food and that is why white shit is now are rare as rocking horse shit.

[Robdj]

I'm stunned.
Well, you learn something new every day