What's been happening in blighty

[Sarc]

Im finally back in the country at midnight on thursday after being away for what feels like years so whats been going on in Blighty since the end of November? which stars and mp's have been outed or shamed? whats going on football wise? who's died?

[geordierussell]

I can answer one of your questions. Newcastle United are still rubbish and are looking for another manager.

[spoon_of_grimbo]

football? well that's out for a start. the national sport is now extreme tiddlywinks.

[Sarc]

I can answer one of your questions. Newcastle United are still rubbish and are looking for another manager.

Awww bugger.

[blackdeathcrew]

It's rained a lot. Think that's all that's happened!!

[Ady]

football? well that's out for a start. the national sport is now extreme tiddlywinks.

Ace, i wanna get paid millions for doing sod all. I can do that.

[spoon_of_grimbo]

football? well that's out for a start. the national sport is now extreme tiddlywinks.

Ace, i wanna get paid millions for doing sod all. I can do that.

that's why it replaced football - same job description, but more fun to watch!


seriously, why the hell do footballers get paid so much!?

[geordierussell]

I can answer one of your questions. Newcastle United are still rubbish and are looking for another manager.

Change that. The messiah is back.....

[shockingcandy]

I can answer one of your questions. Newcastle United are still rubbish and are looking for another manager.

Change that. The messiah is back.....

I see Chris Coleman has resigned from Real Sociedad - I wonder if he is planning to link up with his old gaffa?

[Sarc]

I can answer one of your questions. Newcastle United are still rubbish and are looking for another manager.

Change that. The messiah is back.....

Thank fuck for that, I've just been sat in a bar having me dinne with a friend of me mothers and the conversation turned to South Shields as that where he's from, he's a master butcher owns his own shop, Alan Green is his name and his sausages are rather excellent apparently, he's always asked by restaraunt owners out here to bring some over with him, I'll have to take the restaraunt owners word for it being vegetarian but anyways his shop is near where a certain record shop the majority of all us older boardees ie listees used and i think we all know which one I mean,

That's right he knows the Tunnymeister, and apparently all that trouble Mr God-of-all-cd-shops with the shutters on his shop and him refusing to take them down when they protected his business was pointless as the people who have the shop now have still got the bloody things up, Mr Tunstall got screwed royally which was incredibly unfair, I'm thinking letters should be written.

[Dark Lord of Barnet]

It rained a lot, and on some days it was cold. The rest of the time it just rained. A lot.

Some days it was cold and it rained.

[Sarc]

Aye sounds about right for blighty, although I've been informed about twenty minutes ago that if the weathers that bad in england tomorrow night my flight migh tbe cancelled so i may have to stay out here in the sun for a few more days, i wouldnt mind but i have a hospital appointment i need to get to on tuesday

[skychaserhigh]

i have a hospital appointment i need to get to on tuesday

Sarcasim transplant by any chance

[Sarc]

i have a hospital appointment i need to get to on tuesday

Sarcasim transplant by any chance

Yup time for my monthly top up I'm afraid, its amazing what you can get on the NHS these days, shame you cant get real medicine though. Laughter is the best medicine apparently which just goes to show what they know, I was feeling a bit under the weather last night, wwatched Police Academy seven and wanted to die., I didnt laugh once its all bollocks