WOOOOO GENE HUNT IS BACK

[Sarc]

Next thursday at 9 on BBC1, I'm a happy bunny

[Andy]

Yeah bring it on. A 21st Century Jack Regan. Can't wait.

[davejnick]

[Sarc]

Tonight 9o'clock, do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Ilsa]

Husband away, daughter in bed, wine open, sweet chilli sensations and a bit of Gene Hunt!! It might not be living on the edge, but it works for me!!

[Sarc]

Its the only time I've ever actually quite when he's on the tv, I used to think Albert Arkwright or Norman Stanley Fletcher was the greatest characters ever created for tv, then alonge came Hunt and it all went a bit pear shaped from there.

Mrs Sarc can't wait, I'm getting excited cuz he's back on the tellybox she's getting excited cuz i won't be buggering her for an hour and everyone else is excited because they're safe from being wound up by me, yes folks if you wanna get your jokes in before i do tonight best do it between nine and ten.

Ive read the brief write up for next weeks episode, how can you not wanna watch this...........

"Gene Hunt is determined nothing will spoil Diana Spencers wedding"

Which roughly translated means things go BOOOOM in a big way, he'll accidently balls something up and blame it on someone else and Chris and Ray will be sat there wondering why the biscuits have gone.

[Andwah]

Mrs Sarc can't wait cuz i won't be buggering her for an hour.

Too much info, surely?

[Sarc]

Mrs Sarc can't wait cuz i won't be buggering her for an hour.

Too much info, surely?

Thats the worst typo Ive ever let slip, I meant to type "buggering about" put it down to freudian slip but I assure you I'm not that type of boy

See folks, this is what happens when you don't check your posts before submitting them, you across like a sordid pervert.

[DangerousBeans]

Excellent typo there.
Certainly beats the time when i was eyeing up a girl in the chip shop and having some sordid thoughts about her and asked for a Fuck Supper

[davejnick]

Between Sarc's antics with his missus and Beans' exotic taste in fast food, this is now officially the funniest thread this board has ever seen!

[Sarc]

Well at least you lot are finding it funny, Mrs Sarc has nearly choked on her dinner she was that shocked, last time im making a pie for her, mind you serves the daft sod right she burn the damn thing so I nearly didnt get a fucking supper let along a fuck supper or indeed a super fuck.

[Sarc]

Can I have my board comedian status re-instated yet?

[Sarc]

Right see all you little tinkers in an hour, Old Hunty's back on the tellybox get your jokes out now

[Assmask]

Well that was OK. I hope it doesn't get bogged down with romancey nonsense.

[Sarc]

Ooooh the armed bastards line was revamped, chris is still dene but comes out with the classis "I knew an asian girl who coudl do things with a pingpong ball", Ray actually seemed quite sensitive tonight which was a bit weird but how can you not find the entrance on the speedboat with the machine guns, though a tad far fetched, one of the coolest things ever to grace the small screen, plus the a-team gags

He's back and it's a good'un