We got any cupids among us??

[zachary_storm]

wi valentines day close i was writing out this valentines card but when it came to those cheesy poems all i got was...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im schitzophrenic
& I am too!!

...

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
...Im colourblind
What can i say?!

...

Anyone got any better ones?! Haha!!
...Or worse... however you look at it!

(Another sarc safe post by zac!)

[geordierussell]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
That line's so cliched,
sad but it's true (obv done in a Metallica stylie)

Roses are red, violets are blue.
You know I'm allergic. I'm going to sue

Roses are red, violets are blue,
but daffodils aren't.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But colorblind people,
Don't have a clue.

Roses are red, cucumbers green,
I like your legs and what's in between.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
Your cheeks are sticky
With tiramasu.

roses are red
my balls are blue,
my cock is so hard
and it's all because of you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Homer is yellow
But brown is Apu

Rosed are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
I think I'll stab you (right through your fuckin heart, to quote the ginger one)

[spoon_of_grimbo]

i haven't got any actual rhymes, but this reminded me of a coupla pick up lines i've heard from people...

"get your coat love, I'VE GOT A KNIFE!"

and i swear i know someone who used to use this one to see the reaction:

"well, we've known each other for a few minutes, mind if i shit on your chest?"

seriously.

[Sarc]

(Another sarc safe post by zac!)

And how is this safe from me?

[oleandershelly]

If you're bad at poetry just find the lyrics to an old song she might not know and claim it as your own or see if you can adapt some Wildhearts lyrics. It would be a big deal if she knows how much you love the Wildhearts, but on the other hand if you split up you've screwed the song up for yourself forever lol

The light you gave to me
that even I can see
If beauty shines like a precious stone
Then you’re the only pearl

Miles Away girl is another good one to use.
Or you could just go on moonpig and get the poems from there lol

[fluffygrue]

..or if you're a geek, there's always the classic

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base are belong to you

[Assmask]

..or if you're a geek, there's always the classic

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base are belong to you

Loved it. Copied it. Pasted it.

[Damian]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't.

[zachary_storm]

(Another sarc safe post by zac!)

And how is this safe from me?

Beacuse Im Not Typing Like This...

& its kinda funny???

but some odd poems up there...!!

[fluffygrue]

..and if anyone wants to kill some time, there's always the anti-valentine's thread at b3ta to read: http://jelly.b3ta.com/challenge/anti-valentine

(Not entirely work safe.. )

[jayvee]

What about:-

Roses are red and violets are blue,
So goes the age old rhyme,
But, I know roses are blue and violets are red,
I've seen 'em hanging on the line!!