Rasputin has returned

[Damian]

I feel the most appropriate response is to quote the words of Mr Axl Rose

And you were doing so well...

[Col]

Tom Hanks, Axl Rose - fuckin name dropper

[markE]

Rose is, as I hope you know, a true champion of freedom, having been fighting tirelessly to bring democracy to the Chinese for the last fifteen years.

[Sarc]

Since when has taking the piss meant embracing something? I've not embraced anyone me, Mrs Sarc would kill me without a shadow of a doubt.

[Zo]

I just pray that anyone so doing will not have me played by Tom Hanks. That would be unacceptable.

Lol.

I like you already.

[Ean]

I just pray that anyone so doing will not have me played by Tom Hanks. That would be unacceptable.

Oh, I don't know. There are those who'd pay good money to see Tom Hanks stabbed, poisoned, shot and drowned (not to mention buried, disinterred and then cremated, but if you want to stop just when we're on a roll... maybe he could play the peasant?).

To those who have been negative in their remarks, I feel the most appropriate response is to quote the words of Mr Axl Rose in his immortal classic 'Get In The Ring'. Rose is, as I hope you know, a true champion of freedom, having been fighting tirelessly to bring democracy to the Chinese for the last fifteen years.

'This thread is dedicated to all the Rasputin-fuckin-Rocks fans who have stuck with us through all of the fucking shit. To all of those opposed. Hmmm....welll.....'

I always thought that was Duff's line - It's not camp enough to be Axl...?

[Ross]

Mr Rasputin... Is it not true that you're not in fact an evil man, but in fact a peace-loving adviser with an enormous dong who was "done over" for nobbing the Tsar's good lady?

[Grigori Rasputin]

I just pray that anyone so doing will not have me played by Tom Hanks. That would be unacceptable.

Oh, I don't know. There are those who'd pay good money to see Tom Hanks stabbed, poisoned, shot and drowned

I heartily agree. Such an action sequence might have made Forest Gump an entertaining prospect rather than the abomination of modern cinema which it turned out to be.

Mr Rasputin... Is it not true that you're not in fact an evil man, but in fact a peace-loving adviser with an enormous dong who was "done over" for nobbing the Tsar's good lady?

Evil is all a matter of perception, Mr Ross. I have been accused of many things in my time, including bewitching the royal family of Russia, having a proclivity for sexual deviance, and even raping nuns. It is not for me to decide if I am evil, but peace-loving makes me sound like a sandal wearing vegetarian. I am an immortal mad monk with rock'nroll in my soul. We will leave it at that.

As regards the enormous dong, I am sure it is only a matter of time before some wag points out that said dong currently resides in a jar (an enormous jar mind you) in the Russian Museum of Erotica in St Petersburg. This is, as I am sure you can imagine, extremely inconvenient and I am hopeful that they will return it very shortly.

[Sarc]

Well this thread has gotten to wierd even for me, I'm off to listen to the Barron Knights...

[Ean]

As regards the enormous dong, I am sure it is only a matter of time before some wag points out that said dong currently resides in a jar (an enormous jar mind you) in the Russian Museum of Erotica in St Petersburg.

It seemed impolite to bring it up...

[DangerousBeans]

It seemed impolite to bring it up...

You ate Rasputins Dong?

[markE]

Well this thread has gotten to wierd even for me, I'm off to listen to the Barron Knights...

who are also from my home town of leighton buzzard ( see also the thread about kagagoogoo)
are we the most rock n roll town in the uk or what?

[Sarc]

The Barron Knights fronted by Rasputin, now that would be a sight to behold, wonder what he'd make of a Taste Of Aggro, 'specialy the Smurfs bit

No-one would listen
To the Smurfs in prison
So they jumped over the wall
A policeman saw them
Chased then caught 'em
This is what he said to them all

"Where are you all coming from?"
"We're from dartmoor on the run"
"How did you work out your route?"
"We followed the arrows on out suits"
"What were you in Dartmoor for?
"We borrows a safe from the bank next door?
"Why do you all talk this way?"
"Cuz we're from Catford ain't we 'ey?"

Early warning alert I've just noticed the newest member is name Keyser Soze, things could get interesting here Rasputin AND Keyser Soze (if he really exists).

[markE]

but we'll never know who keyzer soze really is and some of us will spend the next six months thinking its us.

[nig1012]

Sarc and Mr Beans who have welcomed me with open arms like brothers

got a nice little fan club goin on there sarcy boy. does mrs sarc know