Kerrang! Earth Vs Review - Was 'Letter Of The Week...'

[my3dtvtan]

Theres a great letter from a mister Nigel Hutton chosen as this weeks Letter Of the Week that praises the anniversary gig and the band in general. Someone in the office obviously thought highly of the band to get it featured which cant be a bad thing. They should feature the gig next week in the live section and I predict a glowing 5K review if Decembers London gig is anythin to go by. I know Kerrap! is lookd down on by most of the board but you cant deny that they have been kind to the band recently.

And no, my scanner is broke (grrrrrrr!) but Im shure Ean will oblige us with a scan

[geordierussell]

fair play to kerrap for their WH coverage lately

[Ean]

And no, my scanner is broke (grrrrrrr!) but Im shure Ean will oblige us with a scan

I read it in the shop, but couldn't justify coughing up that much just for a letter. Sorry.

[Ilsa]

And no, my scanner is broke (grrrrrrr!) but Im shure Ean will oblige us with a scan

I read it in the shop, but couldn't justify coughing up that much just for a letter. Sorry.

I, for one, am both shocked and disappointed. You've let me down, you've let the forum down, but most of all you've let yourself down. For shame, Ean, for shame!

Go and take some time to think about what you've done.

[Jason_scorching_past]

fair play to kerrap for their WH coverage lately

All in all, Kerrang! has been pretty good to the band over the years. Not quite as good as the now defunct Raw magazine used to be, who were more or less in love with the band particularly the Editor whose name escapes me ...(Howard something?), I always remeber an article he wrote about Ginger with the headline "The best songwriter in the world.."

[Sarc]

And no, my scanner is broke (grrrrrrr!) but Im shure Ean will oblige us with a scan

I read it in the shop, but couldn't justify coughing up that much just for a letter. Sorry.

Go and take some time to think about what you've done.

I've just thought about what he's done and he's saved himself £2.10 so he can have a few more Toffee Crisps if he wishes

[Ean]

You've let me down...

I'm sorry, I shall hand in my cloakroom pass immediately...

...and then retire and plough my way through the big tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough I bought instead.

[Pudu]

You've let me down...

I'm sorry, I shall hand in my cloakroom pass immediately...

...and then retire and plough my way through the big tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough I bought instead.

I hope your going to share it with the rest of the class.

[Sarc]

You've let me down...

I'm sorry, I shall hand in my cloakroom pass immediately...

...and then retire and plough my way through the big tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough I bought instead.

I hope your going to share it with the rest of the class.

He's a growing lad he needs all the food he can get.

[Pudu]

You've let me down...

I'm sorry, I shall hand in my cloakroom pass immediately...

...and then retire and plough my way through the big tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough I bought instead.

I hope your going to share it with the rest of the class.

He's a growing lad he needs all the food he can get.

Growing which way????

[Ilsa]

Inflatable Ilsa? I didn't miss that one, Ean!

Coming soon to a Subway near you.... "Inflatable Ilsa free with every Meatball Marina"



It's the only picture I could find where I look suitably shocked blow-up-doll-stylee lol

[Assmask]

Ahhh, subway, the holy grail of fast food!

OK, I am going to let you in to a little scret that changed my life. My subway life, that is.

I was pondering my usual choices at subway when it got me thinking, why toast your meat so it's all lovely and warm and then cool it down with sauce and salad? So I decided to do a little experiemtn which in turn evolved into the marvellous concoction which I shall now describe.

So, take a subway club. Have it standard, or add bacon if you prefer. Then on top of the meat get them to add salad. Now, be careful here, only use salad that you would want warm, so maybe lettuce or tomato would be unwise. I always go for onion, pepper, olive and jalapenos. On top of the salad (that is on top of the meat) get them to add GRATED cheese, and don't let them skimp. Now, on top of that, have them add the sauce to the top of the cheese. I cannot recomment the sweet onion variety strongly enough. None of the others work as well. THEN get them to grill it. Due to the extra volume of food you need them to grill it a bit longer than the usual club would be, so just ask for an extra 10 seconds. Basically, once it's out the grill just eat it, no more salad, no sauce, just like that.

I guarantee you will not look back.

Many of the subway "artists" have looked at me strangely as I specify exactly how I want my sub, however you would be amazed at how many will say to you "Well I never thought of that" and "You know, I'm going to have that on my break". Try it, let me know how I have changed your fast food outlook.

What also works well is getting the chicken and bacon ranch and having them add jalapenos, olives, grated cheese and then bbq sauce before going in the grill. The cheese and bbq sauce together on the sub goes perfectly with the chicken and bacon. That one feels a bit naughty tho - but it's still gorgeous.

I love subway.

[Banky]

There's a man who knows what he wants!

I tried to make a similiar order in the Subway in Reading once, but they couldn't understand what I was trying to explain. Granted, it was 3 in the morning and I was so pissed that my eyes were probably pointing in different directions,and I was talking with all the clarity of an elderly Norman Wisdom in a gimp mask but still... poor service. Poor service.

[Ilsa]

I was so pissed that my eyes were probably pointing in different directions,and I was talking with all the clarity of an elderly Norman Wisdom in a gimp mask but still... poor service. Poor service.

I think we've all been there

[nig1012]

Inflatable Ilsa? I didn't miss that one, Ean!

Coming soon to a Subway near you.... "Inflatable Ilsa free with every Meatball Marina"



It's the only picture I could find where I look suitably shocked blow-up-doll-stylee lol

i'm sorry but what gud is an inflatable llsa with a closed mouth? somebody should seriously re-think that design