Nigel's Battered Balls

[nig1012]

i wondered where this had got to i had no idea it had been removed from the original thread and put out to stand proudly on its own

who'd have thought it MY BATTERED BALLS here for everyone to see and talk about
this guys in charge of the battering

[spoon_of_grimbo]

randomly stumbling upon this thread felt like walking in on a clown masturbating...

[Pudu]

randomly stumbling upon this thread felt like walking in on a clown masturbating...

And how many times have you done that exactly????

[oleandershelly]

I imagine his beardy mouth is so glooped up by gloopy ball he's unable to utter an utterance.

gurgle! gurgle! choke! choke! dribble! dribble!

(well that's what they say in the films)

You're a gagger then. You either Spit, swallow or Gagg.

[nig1012]

I imagine his beardy mouth is so glooped up by gloopy ball he's unable to utter an utterance.

gurgle! gurgle! choke! choke! dribble! dribble!

(well that's what they say in the films)

You're a gagger then. You either Spit, swallow or Gagg.

shit i'm in well over my head here please someone go off topic

[Sarc]

I collect stuffed toy monkeys.

There will that do?

[spoon_of_grimbo]

randomly stumbling upon this thread felt like walking in on a clown masturbating...

And how many times have you done that exactly????

none yet. but i figured it'd be both funny and excrutiatingly disturbing, which pretty much sums up this thread.


and Sarc, if you haven't already, you should check out the gift shop at twycross zoo, you'll have a field day!

[Ean]

I collect stuffed toy monkeys.

There will that do?

That rather depends... Do you ever have cause to chastise the monkeys in a physical way?

[oleandershelly]

I collect stuffed toy monkeys.

There will that do?

That rather depends... Do you ever have cause to chastise the monkeys in a physical way?

Monkeys are the only other animals to do this for fun besides Humans. Wankas

[Sarc]

I have been to twycross the old Mrs Sarc took me for by birthday last year, I got about thirty so far and on the hunt for more.
And no they dont get chastised they just hang off my lampshade, and shelves and tend to hang about near my stereo

[beerofthedark]

tend to hand about near my stereo

what, like Pass the Parcel?

Anyway, if it's monkeys you're after, have you tried Monkey World (as seen on TV) in Dorset? If you haven't a veritable stuffed simian extravaganza awaits you in their gift shop.
It's just down the world from Tank World too, which has always made me yearn for some sort of cross-advertising promotional stunt involving heavy-duty military hardware driven by the chimps out of the PG Tips ads.
Disclaimer: No primates were harmed in the typing of this post. I do not endorse using our hairy cousins for the purpose of advertising, but I can't help what's in my head now can I?

[Sarc]

I havent been there no, as sadly I don't drive so never really been able to venture that far down although will at some point as thats near Mrs Sarcs family so we'll have to do the visiting thing at some point.

Here's just a small selection of my collection

[spoon_of_grimbo]

never thought i'd be saying this about a collection of stuffed toys, but that's actually pretty awesome!

the one second from the right on the bottom row looks pretty badass, like he's staring out the camera...

[Ean]

I collect stuffed toy monkeys.

There will that do?

That rather depends... Do you ever have cause to chastise the monkeys in a physical way?

Monkeys are the only other animals to do this for fun besides Humans. Wankas

Good grief no, not by a long way.

Lady Porcupines FTW!

And while we're on the subject... this.

[nig1012]

not so much a collection but two of our faves

that's josh on the left (mine) and brian on the right (mrs1012's)