Just want to introduce myself and say hello!

by **melx** » 9th Jul 09, 15:58

hahaha, you are so gonna get it!!

update...I just spoke to my mate and he can't do birmingham..

so it's Portsmouth &

Brighton
Exeter
or
London.

........or all 4???? LOL!!

I'm gonna have to talk to the missus I think....see if I can coax her round to letting me go to brighton.

by **Ilsa** » 9th Jul 09, 16:08

Pudu wrote:Pah! Women really do know how to spoil things dont they???

*goes and hides behind the sofa to wait for females to stop throwing things at him*

And whose doing what so who can go where on Monday??????!!!!

Hey Melx, welcome!

by **Pudu** » 9th Jul 09, 16:40

melx wrote:hahaha, you are so gonna get it!!

Yup - just had a pen thrown at me!! and thats literally, not an online pen! lol

by **Ilsa** » 9th Jul 09, 16:48

Pudu wrote:
melx wrote:hahaha, you are so gonna get it!!

Yup - just had a pen thrown at me!! and thats literally, not an online pen! lol

Luckily for you I throw like a girl and that's all I had to hand!

by **Sarc** » 9th Jul 09, 16:52

Shouldn be out working shouldnt you? that corner in asdas will get taken over pretty quickly its a prime location.

by **Pudu** » 9th Jul 09, 17:02

I am just getting the best out of her Sarc. I know the best times to send her back to the car park and make me loads of dosh!

by **Sarc** » 9th Jul 09, 17:07

Make sure its Asda price thats being charged. or is it more for us for less?

by **Ilsa** » 9th Jul 09, 17:08

I'm actually thinking of upgrading to Waitrose car park, with my ultimate goal being Selfidges food hall.

A gal's gotta have ambition.

by **Pudu** » 9th Jul 09, 17:10

Ilsa wrote:I'm actually thinking of upgrading to Waitrose car park, with my ultimate goal being Selfidges food hall.

A gal's gotta have ambition.

Ahem - you are in no position to make these choices yourself. It is I who decides where, when and how you work - for a tiny cut of 85% of course!

by **Sarc** » 9th Jul 09, 17:11

bugger i dont know the slogan for Waitrose so cant use it in a dirty context.

by **Pudu** » 9th Jul 09, 17:16

Waitrose slogan = Quality food, honestly priced.

by **Sarc** » 9th Jul 09, 17:17

Fuck it, not even I can make something ridiculous out of that.

by **Ilsa** » 9th Jul 09, 17:19

You two will scare Melx

PS Melx I'm not really a supermarket prostitute, Pudu the only place you could only own me is in your wildest dreams, and Sarc - neither do I, but I can't help but be a little disappointed in you at the same time!

by **Pudu** » 9th Jul 09, 17:20

I went through the possibl permatations myself and decided to just post it instead! I reckon Ilsa deliberately chose and obtuse supermarket just to try and put a stop to this!

by **Sarc** » 9th Jul 09, 17:25

shame she didnt go for Kwik Save, theirs is/was Because we're cheap, you're cheerful,
If she'd have gone for that one it would have pretty much been open season from there.

Just want to introduce myself and say hello!

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