Tortured by Chad Kroeger

[coops]

My next door neighbour has a son. This son plays Nickleback constantly, from 8am to about midnight. I know everyone has their own taste in music but if I ever see Chad Kroeger I will give him something to winge about after hearing his squawky voice day in day out. i hate Nickleback

[Sully]

Kill your neighbours son. Problem solved.

[coops]

body disposal is much more difficult since we had new wheelie bins. three kinds now black for shite, green for plastic and blue for paper and none of them big enough to hold a body. have to confiscate his music until he grows big

[beerofthedark]

Sounds bloody awful. Dunno what's worse tho - shite whiny rock or the R'n'B and Dub that comes through our walls from the teenage girl next door.
I find Endless Nameless or some Paradise Lost will drown out most of these household pests.

[coops]

There is a big difference between a bedsit and a flat ask my landlord Ministry's 'Dark Side of the Spoon' works quite well, also being a biker covered in tattoos scares the shit out of the child. Coops

[Sully]

body disposal is much more difficult since we had new wheelie bins. three kinds now black for shite, green for plastic and blue for paper and none of them big enough to hold a body. have to confiscate his music until he grows big

Kill him and eat him. Another problem solved.
I'm getting good at this.

[coops]

Hmmm...as a vegetarian can i eat people?

[Sully]

errmm...i hadn't considered this.
I'm a veggie as well and i wouldn't eat meat of any kind. And i wouldn't fancy clearing up the mess of a dead body.
You're going to have to break into their house and replace all his Nickleback Cds with Wildhearts ones!

[coops]

That could work I guess. Cleaning up the mess would be the problem of his parents, if they'd though of their mess in the first place he wouldn't be here to annoy me anyway.