Sarc wrote:I've still been here I've just been trying to balance board action with keeping an eye on Mrs Sarcs seven year old little brat who seems to be the most misbehaved child I've ever met and no matter how much either of us tell him off and take his toys away (so I can play with them) he still won't do as he's told, anyone got any ideas?
I find it works rather well if you stick something on the stereo (Wildhearts an obvious choice, as long as you can skip the less child-friendly bits to avoid repercussions from any proper adults around) then put the Wii on and start enjoying yourself playing tennis or Guitar Hero III or something (obviously if you're on GH then no stereo on). Any nearby child then gets interested in why you're having such a great time and wants to join in - this is to be greeted with a " Not a chance sunshine, you've been a bad boy/girl and will thus be sent directly to your room/cupboard/box without having any kind of fun. I will remain stationed here having a great time thanks, you let me know when you're ready to behave and you can join in." 5 to 10 minute of screaming follows, then miraculously they calm down and start behaving. And if they don't then you get to continue having a laugh on the Wii. Winner.
Hijack over, back to thread now...